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Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop' as Climate Change Savior
The B.S. doesn’t get any more odorous than this. Bloomberg News is waving around fecal matter as a method to stupify Mother Nature and prevent Antarctica melting from the ever-present climate boogeyman of global warming.

INSECTICIDE: TIME Cries Climate Change Destroying Bug Life
Apparently, according to the Gaia worshipers over at TIME magazine, human-caused climate change is threatening to make more bugs go extinct and cause their habitat behaviors to go haywire.

NewsGuard to Media That Covered Up Biden Health Scandal: You're Good!
CNN anchor and slick-haired blowhard Jake Tapper’s tell-all book on how Democrats covered up President Joe Biden’s mental decline the past four years was just released today. Not surprisingly, website traffic cop NewsGuard is still giving the liberal media outlets that helped…

Shaddap Zazu! John Oliver Shills for Station that Unmasked ICE Agents
HBO’s cheap rent-a-clown John Oliver — whose delivery is about as funny as a tax audit — made one of the dumbest attempts to excuse a George Soros-controlled radio station unmasking undercover ICE agents conducting operations in gang-infested San Jose, California.

GASP: Axios Admits Inflation and Recession Fears ‘May Be Overblown’
The typical suspects in the leftist media ether have been spitting out Armageddon-level economic scareporn about President Donald Trump’s trade war like clockwork. But Axios is now admitting that may have all been just pathetic attempts to get people to jump at shadows that aren’t attached to anything.

HUH? CNN Claims Good News of Falling Prices ‘Might Be for Bad Reasons’
CNN has a weird obsession with making itself look completely stupid by trying to stoke bad vibes whenever it has to report on any good news that can somehow benefit President Donald Trump. Instead of just reporting the straight news on price pressure relief for American consumers, CNN reporter Matt Egan instead chose May 14 to run one of the dumbest Tasmanian Devil spin headlines yet, “Good…

OXYMORON ALERT: CNN Says Trump’s Falling Egg Price Fiction Now Reality
Talk about having egg on your face. In an article published Tuesday on their website, CNN decided to make a badly-cooked omelette out of itself by admitting President Donald Trump was actually on to something about falling egg prices, but still attempted to say he was still peddling “fiction.” CNN Business Executive Editor David Goldman just couldn't bring himself to fully admit that Trump was…

OH STUFF IT: AP Tries to Shush Hype Over Good Inflation News for Trump
The Associated Press is feverishly trying to stoke doom and gloom on the heels of a welcome inflation report showing prices increasing less than expected. This, of course, is after the decrepit outlet spent the past four years attempting to put lipstick on the morbidly obese pig of President Joe Biden’s atrocious economy.

WATCH: Scott Bessent Makes CBS Reporter Look Clueless on Tariff War
A CBS News reporter regurgitated communist China’s talking points on the trade war with the U.S. as if Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was supposed to take them seriously. Surprise: He didn’t take the bait.

EXCLUSIVE: US Gov’t Committed Over $11M to Soros’s Open Society Groups
It appears that leftist billionaire George Soros’s Open Society Foundations was outright lying when it claimed it received no funding from the U.S. Agency for International Development.

WHOA: Lefty FactCheck.org Actually Defends Trump’s First Term Economy
It must be a cold day in hell apparently. Leftist fact-checker FactCheck.org actually took time to defend President Donald Trump’s first term economy from deceptive falsehoods circulating online.

New York Magazine Runs Slobbery Profile of ‘Loyal Parasite’ Alex Soros
The left-wing fanatics over at New York Magazine chose to use Earth Day to celebrate the budding legacy of George Soros’s “loyal parasite” son Alex Soros, the crown prince of his empire.

DOW DOOM: CNN Cries Potential ‘Great Depression’ in Stock Market
President Donald Trump’s first 100 days haven’t even been completed yet and CNN is already whipping out "Great Depression" scare porn to describe the current stock market under his administration. No, you didn’t misread that.

Eco-Kingpins: How the Soros Empire Steers the Global Climate Agenda
At 94 years old, leftist billionaire George Soros has established the blueprint for how his enormous Open Society Foundations, fueled with $32 billion of his fortune, will continue fulfilling his dark vision throughout the world under the leadership of his more extreme son Alex. Part of that vision involves using the ever-evolving specter of climate change as a springboard to impel the world…